You Can Lead A Horse To Watermelon But You Can't Make Him Eat It … Or Something Like That

Husband: Hey Treasure … want some watermelon?

Treasure: Watermelon? What is this watermelon you speak of? I've never heard of such a thing. Can't say I've ever eaten it. I have a very sensitive palate, you know. I won't eat just any old thing. Come closer. Let me have a sniff.

Treasure: Hmm … it doesn't smell too bad. Nope. Doesn't smell heinous at all. Why yes. I do believe I will try a bite.

 Treasure: Munch, munch. Snort. Munch.

Treasure (spitting out the watermelon):  Ew! Gross! Blech. Cough. Gag. Wretch. That's a horrid taste! Quick! Somebody wipe off my tongue! Hurry!

Husband: So … what did you think? Are you a big fan of watermelon now?

Treasure: No. Never speak to me again.

Treasure: However, you may still bring me the occasional peppermint treat. I would like that.

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