I'm such a slug

It's winter. It's cold. It's about this time every year that body parts start freezing and falling off me. I hate that. This year I have the perfect weapon to combat the cold: the Sunbeam heated mattress pad. With dual control (dual controls being the key to a successful marriage).

Words cannot describe how in love I am with my heated mattress pad. Oh hons. It is spectacular. It preheats for thirty minutes so when you get in bed, it's all toasty warm. Kinda like I imagine living between the marshmallow and the piece of chocolate in a s'more is. Only less gooey. Then it cools down to the temperature of your choice to ensure an enjoyable nights rest.


Unless your spouse puts his icy cold hands on your back and you involuntarily yell "What the crap is that - your hands or part of the iceberg that sank the Titanic?!". That situation does not ensure an enjoyable night's rest, heated mattress pad or not. And yes, I have apologized to my husband for yelling that. On both occassions.


Let's think about this. I have an iPad. I have wifi. I have a new heated mattress cover. I have children willing to bring me Cheetos and Diet Coke (for a small sum). Ergo, I have no reason to leave my bed.


It's official. I am not leaving my bed until after the temperature reaches 75 degrees on a daily basis. 


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