My Near Death Experience: An Update

Yesterday I told you all about my near death experience of falling down the last few stairs to my basement. To relive the horror, click here.

Today I will update you. In order of my thoughts on the subject:

1. I mowed my legs. To any firemen who may have to rescue me, today would be a good day as no leg hairs will penetrate your fire suit.

2. I have no bruises to show for my fall.

3. That fact really, really honks me off. I'd like something to show for my fall. Some kind of visual cue for people to fuss over me. And bring me covered dishes. And desserts. And to relieve me of any bathroom cleaning responsibilities.

4. Maybe I can "bruise" myself using some circa 2002 Maybeline purple eye shadow that I bought during a brief period of experimentation. Nah. It'd rub off on my couch or something.

5. Know what hurts the most? Besides my pride? My right elbow. It must have really whacked that banister.

6. Bet that was funny (snicker to myself).

Yours truly,

Queen of the Truly Gifted for Going Downstairs

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