Wait … you didn't know that the day after Labor Day is the biggest art buying day of the year? Well that's probably because I just made it up, but I totally did buy art yesterday.
That's right. I bought art.
Art in the form of an album from 1984. I bought this piece for two reasons.
One: It was a dollar and anytime you find art that speaks to you for only a buck, you grab it off the shelf with both hands and sprint to the checkout counter to buy it.
Two: This piece of art features Eddie Murphy and anytime that you find art for a buck with Eddie Murphy on it, it's a no-brainer. You make the purchase.
Behold. One dollar Eddie Murphy art:
I was excited about my newest acquisition of art. In fact, I was so excited that I sent the following text, only to be mocked and ridiculed by the recipient. Clearly, she doesn't know art.
For the record, I am not going for an 80s theme in my Room O' Funk. I'm going with a 'Stuff I Love Plus A Few Things That Are Weird, But I Kinda Dig Them, Too' theme.
Which is why I'm kicking around the idea of framing and hanging up this:
Know what the subject of this photo is? I know it kinda looks like a boob, but it isn't. This is a picture of my right eyeball's guts.
Wait. Do eyeballs have 'guts'? I will have to look that up sometime.
In any case, it's kinda weird and creepy, but it proves that I have healthy peepers. More importantly, the creepy eyeball guts photo coupled with my Elvis picture prove that I am so not going for an 80s theme in my Room O' Funk.
(Please disregard this other recent purchase for my Room as it lends credibility to an 80s theme)
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It's a boob.
ReplyDeleteIt's not a boob! Mammograms aren't in color. They're in black and white, which I think is more arty.
DeletePut your next mammogram photo next to it and ask people which is which. It'll be fun!!
ReplyDeleteYou know, I just might do that. Although I did give away the answer (mammos are in black and white for you slower students), but it'll still be fun!
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