Spring? Really? Pfft.

Today is March 20, the first day of Spring. Ah … Spring. It's the breath of fresh air that I need after a long cold winter. Spring weather makes you want to be outside after being indoors for so long. It is that pleasant time of year when the sun shines a bit more and the temperatures warm up a bit.

Mmm … warm. I like warm. In Spring, the temps go above the freezing point. In fact, they warm up enough to shed the winter coat in favor of a light jacket. I like warmer temps that don't cause a body to go "brr" and shake uncontrollably.

For you Math people: Spring = warmer temperatures. Warmer temps = happy me.

So Spring, what's up with this?

You read that correctly. The high for my area today is twenty-seven degrees.

Twenty. Seven. Degrees.

Seriously.

This does not amuse me. Spring should be warm. It's in the Constitution or something. I should be deciding which flip flops to wear with my sassy capri pants, not which wool coat I'm going to wear with my sassy scarf.

To quote Monty Python: Spring, I fart in your general direction.

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