A Raging Case of the Lazies

It is currently closing in on 6 pm and I haven't posted anything on my blog today. It's okay. I'm not dying.

I simply have a raging case of the lazies. Which I believe is better than a raging case of herpes or a raging case of the schidoozles any day of the week.

Actually, I wasn't lazy in all areas today. Quite the contrary. I was pretty productive and even made a few pounds worth of applesauce. Yep. I was productive. Until it came to writing a blog post. Then I sat and stared at the blinking little cursor on my computer screen for about twenty minutes. This happened several times over the course of the day.

No nuggets of wisdom came to mind. No funny stories. No interesting photographs to share. Not even a list of my random thoughts. For the first time since probably second grade, I had no random thoughts.

My brain. She be shut off.

Sitting, staring at a blinking cursor and not really doing anything led to a bout of lazyitis. Lazitis? Lazy-itis?

That initial lazy spell, of course, spilled over into other areas of my life. Namely, my evening plans. I had evening plans. Now I'm rethinking them.

Here's my current dilemma: Do I put on pants and go buy some Purell (we are completely out) or do I stay in my comfy, long sleeved, Bubba Gump tshirt/grey yoga pants ensemble and risk getting Swine Flu or H1N1?

Are people still getting Swine Flu and H1N1? If I weren't currently in the throws of a violent case of the lazies, I would google that.

I promise tomorrow I will be less lazy and be the sparkling cocktail of wit and misinformation you've come to know and love.

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