Meet Terry, The Quasi Inappropriate Swimsuit Hanger

Monday evening, my youngest daughter and I went swimsuit shopping for her. The suit she picked out is quite lovely and fits well. However, it was displayed with a rather … unusual … hanger.

The hanger didn't strike me as weird until I saw it without the swimsuit. Only then did I realize how bizarre it truly is. In my opinion, the hanger kinda borders on inappropriate.

See for yourselves.

Yeah, she's got some three dimensional parts. It's a little disturbing, isn't it? I thought so, too.

The hanger laid on the kitchen counter until Tuesday afternoon. Just lying there in her nudie-ness. Lettin' it all hang out. Like some kind of plastic exhibitionist.

She bothered me every time I walked past her. I wanted to put her in the plastic recycling bin in the garage, but I kinda felt sorry for her. I'd really hate to exile her to the hot garage.

Tuesday evening I noticed that a part of her had been covered. It was subtle, but effective. Immediately, I knew my youngest kid was the culprit.

Me: Did you move the lady hanger?
Youngest: Yep. She looked embarrassed so I moved the size 8 sticker to cover her … parts.

Me: Well, she is more decent now.
Youngest: Mother. That was my point.
Me: Point taken.

This morning I woke up about twenty minutes after my youngest was up. I walked into the kitchen to discover this:

Me: What's up with the duct tape bikini?
Youngest: Terry … that's her name, Terry … was kinda embarrassed by her nudie-ness and wanted more coverage, so I made her a bikini. What do you think?
Me: I love it.

Terry, the former quasi inappropriate swimsuit hanger, is getting a whole new duct tape wardrobe as we speak. Pin It Now!