Tuesday, February 15, 2011

People Are Weird

I'm a somewhat curious gal by nature, but not about regular things. Like who will make it to the Super Bowl or what makes up clouds or what's the difference between unleaded and diesel. Normal stuff. You know what piques my curiosity? Besides wondering if Andrew Ridgeley and George Michael will ever patch up their differences, reunite as Wham!, and tour in a town near mine (fingers crossed oh please oh please oh please)? 


I wonder who looks at my blog.

I wonder about those poor saps who googled "poltergeist tree" and got this strange look into my childhood.  Or this strange look into my adulthood.


Imagine having to write a paper for school about gingerbread. You google "gingerbread" and get this:  


Or (worse) this:


I was feeling kinda bad about the whole google situation. But then I remembered that I can look at what key words others have searched to bring them to my blog. 'Cause I'm curious that way.


And it's disturbing. Very, very disturbing.


Some perv somewhere googled "landed in my cleavage" and received, not quasi-porn as I'm he/she was hoping, but a delightful story about a rogue ice cube and my v-neck sweatshirt. Must be one disappointed fella. 


That one doesn't bother me nearly as much as the search using the keywords "tasty tabitha". Betcha the searcher wasn't looking for this:


People are weird. Pin It Now!
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2 comments:

  1. Joanie KFebruary 15, 2011 at 9:03 PM

    Amen, sista. People are extremely weird. Now if you will excuse me, I have to see if I can figure out what weirdos were googled to my blog - and were also severely disappointed.

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  2. hkannalFebruary 17, 2011 at 4:27 PM

    I was reading your blogs backwards, or in reverse order when they were written. So, I read the one about you being weird, too and had no idea what Tasty Tabitha was. OMG, that is funny!

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