I can't help myself. I made another gingerbread army, but this time my dough boys are edible. As in tasty. Yummy. Delicious. Load them up with icing and devour them in one sitting.
Having learned my lesson about listening to the Village People whilst decorating a gingerbread army, (Gingerbread Army)
I opted against music (of any kind) playing in the background of today's decorating party. Let's collectively breathe a sigh of relief. I will try to maintain some semblance of tradition when decorating my edible army.
My army had to remain naked (gasp!) while they cooled off from being in the oven. Do you like the photo of my naked men? They really have no shame, do they? Must be members of a nudist colony's army ...
While the boys cooled, I watched a movie. No music. No siree. I stayed far away from the influence of music. The Village People aren't distracting me this time. I am not taking any chances with these gingies. No feathers or googly eyes this time either. Nope, nothing fancy. I was serious about giving my gingies a more customary look. Two eyes, a smile, maybe some icing buttons.
I started off okay.
But then I started thinking about the movie I had just watched and something went awry. Very, very awry.
My gingies ended up wearing underwear. As in drawers. Skivvies. BVDs. Tighty whiteys. What?! How did that happen? How do you go from traditional with buttons to briefs? Hmm … maybe I shouldn't have watched Risky Business.
I need help.
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