What?!

I wasn't paying attention. I should have been, but I was distracted by amazon.com's Deal of the Day. I came out of my amazon.com coma when my husband said, "We've got a couple of brew masters in the making." What?! 

8.75 year old: "Isn't it great that you can trust your kids to bottle beer for you?"

Husband: "Yep."

8.75 year old: "Kids grow up so fast."

Me: What?!

Husband: "Did you taste any of that beer?"
8.75 year old: "No, but there's some on my hand."
Husband: "Just lick it off."
Me: What?!

11 year old: "This is so insanely awesome. I'm glad my homework is done."
Husband: "You're doing great. You're a natural brew master."
Me: What?!

Husband: "It's time for you to get in the shower now. Before you go, show your sister how to fill the bottles."
8.75 year old: "Sure, but I want to cap a bottle before I go."
Me:  What?!


Husband: "It takes a lot of strength to cap."
8.75 year old: "Dad, I've been working out. I've been playing 'Ninja Fruit' all night."
Me: What?!

11 year old: "Dad! Mind the beer hose!"
Husband: "Sorry, didn't mean to step on it."
Me:  What?!

Husband: "Put a cap on and gently press the lever down."
11 year old: "Got it. Now move."
Me: What?!

In the immortal words of Bugs Bunny: If you can't beat 'em, join 'em!



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