I am really blessed to have many fabulous friends in my life. Most are friends that I've made in the last five years or so, but two of my dearest, closest, if-I-die-please-assume-the-responsibility-of-going-clothes-shopping-with-my-children-because-I'm-not-sure-my-husband-can-handle-it friends are girls that I've known since Kindergarten.
As in Kindergarten, 1978.
And I believe that if you've weathered the fashion and hair trends of the 70s and 80s together you are, in fact, besties for life.
Let me introduce you to one of those friends.
I'd like you to meet Ta-ta. No, that's not her real name. Ta-ta is her nickname because it's the first couple letters of her first name. And that's the official party line.
Okay okay. The nickname really references the fact that she was the first girl in 6th grade to get boobies. Honest to God, no training bra necessary, howitzers. We were all way jealous of her.
* Side note: Ta-ta lived just down the road from a pharmaceutical plant. I think we're all relieved that she only has two, early onset, good sized boobs on her chest and not six furry ones sprouting out of her back. When you grow up downstream from a pharmaceutical manufacturer, anything is possible.
*Side note #2: My other close friend since Kindergarten, nicknamed Banana, is still way jealous of Ta-ta's, well, ta-tas.
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