Don't even think of suggesting that I run outside. Even though the corn has been harvested, running outside still frightens me. I'm a total weenie-tot. A total weenie-tot on her way to becoming a very jiggly weenie-tot if some form of exercising didn't happen.
Enter Zumba for the Wii on sale at Target this week. Sure, I have no rhythm and can't dance. What's your point? It's destiny, kids. Destiny.