Yesterday I packed up the family and we headed over to central Illinois to visit my Grandmother. Visits to my Grandmother's house always involve two things: shopping at the mall and eating lunch in a fancy restaurant.
It took Grandmother a while to answer the door. I know she's ninety-six and a half years old. But it took her longer to answer the door than usual. The ensuing conversation:
Me: It took you a while to answer the door.
Grandmother: Well I was watching TV. TV is just awful now, isn't it?
Me: Some of it. What were you watching?
Grandmother: Jerry Springer.
True story. Lord help us all.
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