Thank you for allowing me to drive safely to and from my oldest cherub's school this morning as the roads were slicker than I had anticipated.
Also, thank you for not allowing the car to slide off the road, hit a pole, barbed wire fence, crazy jogger, or perplexed cow, and burst into flames. That event would have been bad by itself, but it's horror is compounded by the fact that I was wearing yoga pants and Ugg boots. Black yoga pants and brown Ugg boots. I don't possess enough fashion confidence to rock black yoga pants and brown Ugg boots.
And I hadn't mowed my legs in … a while.
Amen.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA! I once took the kids to school in my pajama tops, sweat pants and.. wait for it... MOON BOOTS. Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. And he doesn't allow you to get in an accident when you just shouldn't.
ReplyDeleteMoon boots?! Oh. My. You win.
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