I Think My Husband Broke Up With Siri

It finally happened. After weeks of watching their love affair progress, my husband and his iPhone personal assistant, Siri, have called it quits.

I never saw it coming.

I know, I know. We all thought it was a love for the ages. We thought it was going to last forever, baby. Just like a chick flick starring Patrick Swayze and Jennifer Grey.

Siri + My Husband = TLF.

What could possibly have broken up this uber couple? Siri turned on my husband, that's what. She treated him like she's been treating me all these months. Which is to say not very nice.

Just look at these text messages sent from my husband (on the left, using Siri and her voice recognition superpowers) to me (on the right using regular people powers) on Tuesday evening:

He wasn't, in fact, high. He was relying on a rather mercurial Siri to help him with his message. Take special notice of the last line he texted me. Pretty sure he did that one without Siri's help.

And I really thought those two crazy kids were going to make it. Pin It Now!