Dramatic Music App

I need a dramatic music app for my iPhone.


Think about it: you successfully back out of the garage without hitting anything (or anyone) and you get a triumphant fanfare, like the theme for the Olympics. I know, right?! Fanfare is awesome. It could go with so many different situations: successfully navigating stairs in high heels, making it to the
bank just before it closes, or wrestling a really tough lid off of a jar. Play it anytime the people surrounding you need to know that you've been triumphant. Shoot, I'd have the Olympic fanfare play when I got out of bed every morning. Or every time I got up off the couch without making an old lady sound.
Olympics Fanfare


Wouldn't some dramatic music make going to work every day a bit more enjoyable? Picture yourself on the daily trudge into work, shoulders slumped. The very vision of defeated. If you really, really hate your job (most of us do), wouldn't a little Imperial Death March from Star Wars as you open the door make the day a bit more bearable? You're very own inside joke with yourself? You know the Imperial Death March music - it's what plays every time Darth Vader enters a room.
Imperial Death March


What musical interlude would your dramatic music app play if you were zeroed in on something, like the clearance rack at Old Navy? Or the last box of Thin Mints at the Girl Scout cookie booth? Duh - the theme song from Jaws of course! Think about it.  It's the finest pure stalking-the-prey vengeance music ever recorded! What other song goes through your head when you've fixed your sights on the unguarded TV remote control in your living room?
Jaws


Hons, I think we're on to something here. You know what song would be simply epic when entering some place scary, like your kid's closet or the back of the refrigerator? I believe it would be the theme song from Hitchcock's movie Psycho. That. Would. Be. FABULOUS!
Psycho


Ever run into your arch nemesis? I still live in the same town in which I grew up, so the odds of me running into someone I went to 5th grade with are pretty high. Few things say "happy movie experience" like seeing the 'ho that beat you for Homecoming Queen at the local multi-plex, but I digress. I believe I've found the perfect dramatic music to accompany such an encounter.
The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly


I'm signing off now. Play me some dramatic exit music.
Oh Yeah

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