My Family: Version 2.0

On Sunday we had excellent packing snow so the fam headed outside to make a snowmen. The snow was such good packing snow that in a matter of forty-five minutes we had what I like to call Our Family 2.0: the Snow Version.


The Snow Family is pretty accurate in its depiction of my family. There are only a few, minor details that aren't 100% authentic, but for the most part the 2.0 version is right on the money.

The two smaller snow people in the front row are our daughters. We have two human daughters and the snow family have two daughters. Woo wee, you're blown away by the authenticity already, aren't you? 

Okay, I have a small disclaimer.


The daughter on the right? Her human form really does have eyes (they didn't fall out) and her nose isn't really flush with the rest of her face like in her snow version. But that's the only difference between the real us and the 2.0 version of us.


Oh wait. Two disclaimers. The dapper lookin' fella in back on the left? The one with the blue scarf? That's my husband. I should point out that I have no idea why he is wearing a lady's hat. The human version of him usually doesn't do that. It's a subtle difference that needed pointing out.

That's it though. Just those two subtle details. Minor inconsistencies. The rest of version 2.0 is spot on. It is errorless. It's undeniable in it's perfection, but I digress.

That's me in the back on the right. That snow person is the most accurate of the bunch. I'm not kidding here, folks. Seriously. Just looking at the picture knocks me out. The resemblance is uncanny. I love how the snow me is taller than my snow husband. That's, like, totally true in human version, too. These snow people are eerily accurate in their portrayal of my family.

Yep, very accurate indeed.

Just look at how skinny I am!  Why, it's just like looking in a mirror. You see, I'm very tall and my jiggly parts don't jiggle.

Ever.

I'm tall and jiggly free.

At least in snow form.

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