Speaking of the Amish, my house has been without Internet access since Thursday afternoon. That's almost five (count 'em FIVE) days without Internet service. Sigh. It's like I really am Amish. Or at least still living in 1988, only with better hair. And better fashion. But I digress.
This is going to be a short post because I don't know when my delightful Internet connection will poop out on me. I love living in the country, but the lack of dependable Internet service is seriously harshing my mellow. Like, totally.
Living in the country has it's advantages: We grow our own fruits and veggies in the summertime. They are delish. We have neighbors, but they live far enough away from us that they don't know when I've pronounced it 80s Day and cranked REO Speedwagon at top volume. And we have a tractor. With cup holders. Boo yah.
Living in the country stinks for exactly two reasons: We don't have a dependable Internet connection and there is not one pizza delivery place that will come out this far. Not. One. Some days a homegirl would kill for an afternoon of pepperoni pizza and a little online gambling. Oh well, we all have our crosses to bear, don't we?
Enjoy your reliable, fast Internet connection, my city dwelling friends. I'm forever envious.
Pin It Now!
No comments:
Post a Comment
Note: Only a member of this blog may post a comment.