Hello Lover

Hello lover.

You and I go way back. We've had nightly dates for years. Decades, even. I've known you longer than I've known my husband and my best friends. We've been through a lot together. Perms. Tapered jeans. College. Gestational diabetes. Twice. That was our roughest patch together. Well, besides the brief affair I had in 2001 with Breyer's All Natural Lite Vanilla.


But you forgave me for that. Because you're perfect. 


Sorry. Got caught up in staring all dreamy-eyed at this photo. Ahem. Fanning my red, flushed face. Okay. I've calmed down and I'm back to normal now.


I have a bowl of Breyer's Natural Vanilla ice cream almost every night. Have I ever mentioned that? Sometimes I skip my bowl because I eat a super later dinner and just don't have room. Other times I have a nasty cold. Or the flu. Ice cream just doesn't sound appealing when you are horking up a lung. The body is a funny thing.


My Breyer's is never nude. He's always well dressed with this guy. 

They are quite a good lookin' pair.


Notice this is no ordinary bottle of Hershey's syrup. It's the Hershey's syrup + calcium. Didja get that? Plus calcium. 'Cause I'm a health nut and all.


Hmm … I just noticed something else in this photo of the Hershey's. The bottle is sitting on my kitchen table. More precisely, on a filch of crotch.


Nope. Not even that knowledge will stop me from enjoying a date with the boys later tonight. Pin It Now!