Ten Things ...

I'm feeling very random today, so I've decided to post the next ten things that pop into my head. I apologize in advance. And please don't judge me. I'm a deeply disturbed person, prone to fits of randomness. 


1. Ever heard the expression "It's colder than a well digger's fingernail"? No? Sorry. You probably won't be impressed that expression was the first thing I thought of when I felt how cold it was outside this morning. You probably won't be impressed to know that my neighbors are having a well drilled at this very moment. And there are well diggers present. It is taking personal strength the likes of which I didn't know I owned to not run over to the well drillers and feel their fingernails. Feeling their hands is not a proper introduction and it's just not classy.

2. The theme song from "Dallas" has been playing on a continuous loop in my head for three days now. Sometimes it is briefly overrun by Hawaii Five-0 (original version), but it returns to Dallas. I kinda dig it. My head is a very scary place to live.


3. Most people's brains are gray in color. I believe mine to be Ralph Lauren plaid.


4. What the crap is the source of the smell in my car? I've narrowed the smell down to something decomposing, but I can't find the culprit. Pretty sure it's a dairy product though.


5. I love Snuggies. Know what would make a Snuggie even better? Electricity. As in a heated Snuggie. Stew on that my friends. I dare you to find fault with a heated Snuggie.


6. We are having garlic cheddar biscuits with dinner tonight. I may have over garlicked them. My breath may be offensive at swim practice this evening. Sorry fellow swim team parents sitting in the balcony this evening.


7. How many items did I say this list had? Oh yeah. Ten. Wow. Just three more to go. And it's been said that math isn't my strong suit. Whatever.


8. I haven't taken any pictures in quite a few days. I need to get out more. I need to photograph actual live people instead of landscapes and frozen Schwinns. I need to figure out how to use my flash.


9. Got my hair cut today. I love getting my hair cut, even if I haven't really changed my look in twelve years. Today Jennifer asked me how I wanted it styled: straight or curly. I said "Curl me, baby. And make it big. As in 80s prom hair big. With a touch of Farrah Faucett." Dang, I look good. I'd post a photo of my 'do, but I got my brows waxed and they are still pink. The rosy hue distracts from my 'do. The more I think about it, the more I look like Madonna on the Like a Virgin album cover. Minus the bustier, satin gloves, and come hither look. But definitely the hair. Oh yeah, definitely the hair.


10. Just re-read my list. Random doesn't even begin to describe this post. I need help. Serious professional help. Like from Dr. Phil. Or Judge Judy. She's pretty good at giving advice.


Lotsa love, 
-j Pin It Now!