But I think it goes deeper than interruptions.
I think it goes back to the Lego convention.
I'm obsessed with an object I should have purchased, but didn't. I decided to save the five bucks instead. It wasn't something I needed. I just wanted it.
Badly.
So I put it back on the rack to save some cash.
Five dollars.
Cinco dolar americano.
A Lincoln.
Curses!
Oh sure, I could just go online and buy the darn thing, but I'd have to pay shipping and I hate paying for shipping. It goes against my strict code of ethics.
Ugh!
I'm spiraling downward into a pool of remorse so deep that I can't even remember one funny story, childhood memory, or near death experience via the horses living in my backyard to tell you all because I wanted to save five bucks. And hons, by now I think you know that I've had a lifetime of embarrassing moments and odd experiences.
But now I can't think of one.
Because I'm obsessed with a key chain from the Lego convention.
Sigh.
Not just any keychain, but this keychain.
Princess Leia in the gold bikini keychain.
I feel a certain kinship with the Princess Leia in her gold bikini keychain.
We both have brown hair that we used to style like honeybuns, but have since changed.
At some point in our lives, we both used to wear a bathing suit 24/7. Mine was never gold though. My mom wouldn't have allowed that, but I'd have loved it.
We have the same body shape, although that similarity ends with the keychain part coming out of her head and the Lego tag. I don't have the keychain part coming out of my head and I don't sport a Lego tag.
Just wanted to clarify.
Look closely at Princess Leia in the gold bikini keychain's face. Specifically her eyes.
She looks kinda honked.
Which is exactly how I would look now, at age 38, sporting a gold bikini.
The similarities between Princess Leia in the gold bikini keychain and me are staggering, aren't they?
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